Thursday, September 6, 2012
Homer Simpson, my hero!
" I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! "
"All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals. "
" Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? "
" Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' "
" Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. "
“ To alcohol! The cause of – and solution to – all of life’s problems!”
"Ahhhh, the sweet little seconds before I remember why I am sleeping on the lawn."
" I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"
" I hope I didn't brain my damage."
" I don't know what that is, so i'm gonna say yes."
" Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring? "
" Operator! Give me the number for 911! "
" Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. "
" If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. "